tfw you Kinda have a crush on someone & also feel like they Sorta have a crush on you too but also you’re probably just projecting your own feelings due to wishful thinking & your hopeful ass is gonna get let down when reality comes a-knockin’
The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.
Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President
Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.
unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer
which we all gave him the idea for in the first place
I’m only posting this bc I wasted so much time doing it
Anyway, Kirk wearing the “female uniform”
He would rock it. Just like everyone in TNG. Which I loved. So. Much.
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
OK, yes, that’s an excellent fancy dress uniform. But wait…TNG has several men walking around the ship in every-day miniskirt uniforms. It just…happens sometimes:
I guess if you’re gonna have women in miniskirts, you should have dudes too. God I love that show. Though…who told him those boots were OK?
